I was watching a documentary on the documentary channel the other night and it got me thinking how easy it is to separate people from their money. The show we were watching was called "Cathouse" and it profiles a brothel outside of Las Vegas called the Moonlight Bunny Ranch. It is the premier brothel in Nevada and is loaded with women of all descriptions.
Do you like blonde bombshell types - check.
Do you like a girl next door - check.
Do you like a girl of diverse ethnic background - check.
Big breasts, round butt, long legs - check, check, check.
If you wanted a midget dominatrix - check.
This place is like the Costco of the brothel world. If you want it you can find it down at the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, free pony rides on Sundays.
I think you get my point.
The episode we were watching was about how not every man, or I guess you could say person, as not every client was a man, necessarily wants sex from the working girls. I thought this was interesting as these girls get paid a premium. If I ever went to the Ranch I would be payin' the big bucks for sex and not much more.
In one segment there was an attractive young lady entertaining a client and all he wanted to do was talk and play chess. He didn't even want to touch the girl as his focus was all on the game. I watched this is absolute horror as I realized I was all of a sudden in the wrong line of work. All I had to do was talk and play chess and some sucker was going to pay me a $1000 an hour. Is there a catch? Well I did have to talk and play chess naked.
But for a $1000 an hour there is a lot I would do naked and playing chess in a bedroom with some client, sure he may be another guy, would be at the top of my list of things I would do naked. Checkers, Monopoly, Yahtzee, heck, I would play any board game you like as long as I get the money up front.
Trust me, always get the money up front.
Now I might have my limit in what services I provide while naked. I am not a working girl so I would ask that the physical contact is limited to the passing of your money to me. Otherwise the world may be your oyster. Would you like me to vacuum your living room? What's that? I have to dust that really tall bookshelf? You got it! You want me play video games or just sit around and watch movies with you? Done and done. You want me to cook bacon? Now that will cost extra because of the hazard pay but it may still be in your price range. Call for a free quotation.
Now I just need a business plan and a business name?
How about "Undiscovered Duncan - See What the World is Talking About"?
