Democracy is a Sham

I feel that after a week of voting that I am starting to believe Democracy is a flawed system. There is no way that not a single person voting thought that "6 years was not long enough". I feel that maybe the question was misunderstood.

Maybe the voting software had an error.

Maybe Lola's Dad voted 12 times. That sort of thing doesn't fly here in the Fast Lane. Maybe in the Communist Suburb of North Vancouver where the people are all sheep. We here at the Fast Lane are all free thinkers not affected by other peoples opinions. Isn't that right Fast Laners?

Crowd Responds, "That's Right! Viva Duncan!"

I don't know what happened but I do know that something went haywire.

So here is the solution. We are going to have another poll. And this time I want you all to take this seriously. I don't want any double votes - North Shore, I am looking at you. I don't want anyone affected by marriage propaganda and strong arm tactics but the Pro Ball-N-Chainers. Let your heart make the choice.

I know you will all make the right choice.

Isn't that right "Fast Laners!!!"

Crowd Rejoices, "Viva Democracy! Viva Integrity! Viva Duncan!"