One can only be so cool

I saw a man the other day who looked like he had it all. He was a cool guy. He oozed everything that was modern day cool. He was bald but face covered in hair. He wore black and had several piercings. You could see tattoos poking out from under his sleeves. He wore dark sunglasses and obviously worked out. All and all he was a good looking rebel. A guy the ladies would drool over.

But something was off. Something wasn't right. Then I realized what it was.

He played the keyboard in the band.

Not the drums, not the bass, or guitar. Not even the piano. He played the electric keyboard.

And with that all his cool that he had built up was now slowly being stripped away.